urban dictionary...ok no more crude ones..(kinda)..

smoking

A simple way to simultaneously ruin your health, eliminate your sex appeal, empty your wallet and support huge corporations that don't give a damn about well-being.


cigarettes

cigarettes, cancer sticks, smokes, my life... whichever way you put it, these things are wonderful and have kept me from beating up all the stupid bitches i would have normally beat up if i wasnt so calm. and just to let you know, if you dont like them, then dont smoke them. and if you dont wanna be around them, then go away. but dont complain about it. believe me, nobody wants to hear that and its a waste of breath from your precious lungs. so just shut the fuck up cause we all know its bad for you. nobody cares.

(how many wife beaters you think he owns? And how many different meals are they residued/stained with?)


slushie

The words Lush and Slut mixed
Lush = Alcoholic
Slut = likes sex

(hahahahaha...so me me me i think....i would now like to be called a slushie rather than horndog thank you very much, and am inviting posts concerning both my colour and flavour!) like how nyquil is the only thing that tastes "red" and "green" i gotta know...

sunflower seeds

an eatable seed that tastes yummy (duh)


ok gob had one she couldn't write (gas leak) i was thinking of not smoking, then drinking cause thats when i have the toughest time not smoking, chewing and spitting the sunflower seeds, so i looked up spitting and got the typical one done by females after a certain pre (or post i suppose depending on your taste...get it? YOUR TASTE?) coital act...but, and i can't repeat it...you hafta check out "spitting" #5. OHHHHHHH my...

and the devil's in my inbox is certainly a killer name for a band but i think spitting #5 is also pretty sweet.