It was really, the Slushie Machine Story, the DENIAL of the existence of the dust of angel wings AND BEER, and posting of pictures clearly outlining said denial, the repeated denial, the hang over, and hang hang hang over, and the picture of other women pawing that really did it.

So. Ya did it. You win.

I'm bitter, and ready to give in to the undying and unconditional doesn't screw me over and doesn't lie to me like a high school kid and doesn't intentionally fry her brain and wreck her body love of the puppy.

She's warm in bed too.