TBD: Chapter One

“Are you sad?” Charlie asks

“No” lies the bartender

“Yes you are” Jane pipes up “you look sad, aww”

“It’s not like you broke up or you’ll never see her.” The bartender smiles and turns away thinking of the void.

Charlie claims she has given up on love. “It has only ever fucked me around.”

“Stop looking for it.” the bartender tells her


-- The Bartender Diaries...


And I have to say, and I don't know why, but this is the funniest funniest exchange I have ever read. And it's like real hard to make me laugh, particulary in print...so...we shall all applaud David...God, it's funny but maybe only because I know David. It's such a David thing to say. Funny as fuck tho.